Today I went fishing with my grandparents, my cousins and my little brother…WE CAME BACK WITHOUT A SINGLE FISH! I fail at life u.u
Because mobile tumblr sucks I only use it to post how Im surviving without my laptop. Im using more whatsapp, not entirely sure If that’s better. It feels like I’m replacing a drug with another one less lethal but not healthier.
I need my laptop I need to edit pics, I need to skype with people. Because of this I’m forced to do stuff, I MEAN, I WENT FISHING !!!
I NEED CHOCOLATE TO COPE AND ICE CREAM
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
Day 7 of agony
I need my laptop. If you asked me a week before, I wouldn’t want to draw or write… now? I NEED MY LAPTOP TO WRITE A STUPID STORY ABOUT AN AWESOME INSECT, I WANT TO DRAW FANART ! I WANT TO WATCH OLD PICS AND I CAN’T USE GIFS BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL SAVEND IN THAT STUPID AND LOVELY LAPTOP
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
My laptop is IN THE SERVICE..I’M GONNA DIE!! I HATE TUMBLR FROM MY PHONE, IT’S NOT THE SAME
HELP. FIRST WORK. AND NOW THIS. AND MY BIRTHDAY APPROACHES AND I CAN’T EVEN .